Being from a Nordic country, I could never get into the Thor movies due to how ridiculous everything about the fake lore was.

Which wouldn't be a problem except they're the only ones with the always brilliant Kat Dennings in them 😭

Thor does briefly start getting more like Norse Thor in Avengers Infinity War. Then he shortly becomes a hopeless alcoholic and mellows out to Disney Thor again.

But what about the historically accurate version?

Wait until you read pretty much any source material whatsoever for any of the original Disney movies or older kids movies, like the little mermaid or Willy Wonka.

I prefer Stargate Thor

Give him the Blood Eagle!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood_eagle

Ragnarok addressed this directly by showing Thor's family was guilty of committing atrocities, but Thor himself is innocent.

Charlie the Choo-Choo

He’s chilled out in the modern age 🤷‍♂️

Thomas the worm in a train is not creepy?

Thor in god of war game... that... that was something