The Odyssey happened a long time ago. Before Google Maps. Those were the MapQuest days so things weren't so accurate and they probably got lost
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Reminds me of this

Most movies would end faster if the main character was driving a Lancer.
- Little Miss Sunshine
- Driving Mrs. Daisy
- The Brave Little Toaster
- Planes, Trains, & Automobiles
- Homeward Bound
- Speed…
I am going to downboat you because I'm a Subaru fan not because you are incorrect in your choice of vehicle.
(I actually upboated you)
I don't know not sure there is usable road? And this isn't quiet the nazgul would be waiting for them and an ambush would be easy to set up.
One does not simply drive into Mordor...oh hell you have an Evo? Go on you're good
Lol. Reminds me of Moses wondering the desert for 40 years to go like 400 miles.
When I see a rally car, I see a Lancer careening through a missed curve at high speed and flying off into the forest only to get wraped around several innocent trees.
Were they stupid?
Wait. France is the land of the dead?
This guy was so bad at sailing, it's astounding.
I mean, he was a victim of the wrath of Poseidon, not that much you can do about that when at sea.
Which sort of paints Poseidon as incompetent. You'd imagine that the God of the sea would be able to reliably kill people at sea.
Sounds intentional to have Odysseus suffer and long for home, instead of killing him off quickly. The gods want to be entertained as well.
Zeus wouldn't let him. Odysseus was fated to return home eventually.
Seems to be decent at the sailing part. Navigation doesn't seem to be even a minor part of his bailiwick
Sailing with no navigation skills is a risky endeavour, as he amply demonstrated.
Looks like the good old "Didn't took a right at the crossroads and continued forward instead and then kept on insisting 'I know the way'" driving problem.
That's... a creative attempt at the traveling salesman problem.
Honda Odyssey is a good choice for that type of trip, but I'm more partial to a Crystler Pacifica, my self.
Just off the upper left of the map there’s Greece, NY. It’s a Rochester suburb. Just throwing that out there.
Looks like Rome is right there too.
Turn off highways and watch what happens.
Pretty sure you can still take Rt 13 and Rt 20 most of the way. Going through each town and hitting lights will add some time, sure, but we're talking an hour, maybe 90 minutes. Odysseus has no excuse.
Everyone's talking about driving... but you actually can take a boat from Troy to Ithaca. Just take the Erie Canal west until you reach Montezuma, at the confluence proceed to the Cayuga-Seneca Canal, and continue south through Cayuga Lake, and at the end you'll reach Ithaca.
Easy enough and only takes a couple days at the most. I have no idea why they needed to make some movie about this.
It was back in the days before cars
Scranton doesn’t seem to be on the route. If they’d take a detour like in the original though…
The problem is they turned onto Chrysler Ave instead of hitting 890 off crosstown and once you get on Chrysler Ave it's impossible to get off and then you're just stuck at Schenectady.
Troy NY is a fucking psychotic place
It's a hell of a lot better than it used to be. I remember being scared to be there in the '90s. They've put a lot of money into cleaning up downtown and the waterfront. Crime has plummeted through the floor. New construction and new restaurants have moved in. These days, it's nearly the hipster Brooklyn scene of the Capital Region.
It's easy to lose track of time when you're having fun.
That's with a car, is it's totally different.
If you had to push a Greek penteconter the whole way down that freeway, with occasional side trips for special requests, it might take you a long time too.
If you're making this arduous journey, I strongly recommend stopping by the Hi-way Dairy Bar in Candor on 96B. Grab a Berry Twist, you won't be disappointed.
I noticed when he finally stepped back on his land again, he brought milk, because he told Telemachus back then that he was stepping out to get some milk. /s
It's a "fast food" version of the Odyssey compared to the original Michelin-starred meal.




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