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[–] 98 points 3 months ago (9 children)

The Odyssey happened a long time ago. Before Google Maps. Those were the MapQuest days so things weren't so accurate and they probably got lost

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  • [–] 6 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Only the best navigators could hold the map quest printout up at dashboard height with one hand and simultaneously watch the road signs, the road, and the turn by turn instructions simultaneously. Many failed and simply drove off the face of the earth.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Oh God that anxiety when the printed directions tell you to turn right in 3.5 miles, and you feel like you've gone about 5 but you're not sure, and maybe that slight split in the road counted as a right turn, and now you should be moving on to the next step but you're not quite sure.....

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  • [–] 176 points 3 months ago (12 children)
  • [–] 29 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Most movies would end faster if the main character was driving a Lancer.

    • Little Miss Sunshine
    • Driving Mrs. Daisy
    • The Brave Little Toaster
    • Planes, Trains, & Automobiles
    • Homeward Bound
    • Speed…
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  • [–] 41 points 3 months ago* (1 child)

    I am going to downboat you because I'm a Subaru fan not because you are incorrect in your choice of vehicle.

    (I actually upboated you)

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    [–] [S] 44 points 3 months ago (4 children)
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  • [–] 10 points 3 months ago (11 children)

    This guy was so bad at sailing, it's astounding.

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  • [–] 26 points 3 months ago (7 children)

    I mean, he was a victim of the wrath of Poseidon, not that much you can do about that when at sea.

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  • [–] 6 points 3 months ago (5 children)

    Which sort of paints Poseidon as incompetent. You'd imagine that the God of the sea would be able to reliably kill people at sea.

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  • [–] 11 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Sounds intentional to have Odysseus suffer and long for home, instead of killing him off quickly. The gods want to be entertained as well.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Seems to be decent at the sailing part. Navigation doesn't seem to be even a minor part of his bailiwick

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  • [–] 31 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Honda Odyssey is a good choice for that type of trip, but I'm more partial to a Crystler Pacifica, my self.

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  • [–] 16 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    Just off the upper left of the map there’s Greece, NY. It’s a Rochester suburb. Just throwing that out there.

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  • [–] 15 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    Turn off highways and watch what happens.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Pretty sure you can still take Rt 13 and Rt 20 most of the way. Going through each town and hitting lights will add some time, sure, but we're talking an hour, maybe 90 minutes. Odysseus has no excuse.

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  • [–] 14 points 3 months ago

    Almost like he shouldn't have pissed off Poseidon.....

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  • [–] 23 points 3 months ago

    Yeah, but once you factor in traffic ...

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  • [–] 11 points 3 months ago

    Everyone's talking about driving... but you actually can take a boat from Troy to Ithaca. Just take the Erie Canal west until you reach Montezuma, at the confluence proceed to the Cayuga-Seneca Canal, and continue south through Cayuga Lake, and at the end you'll reach Ithaca.

    Easy enough and only takes a couple days at the most. I have no idea why they needed to make some movie about this.

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  • [–] 9 points 3 months ago

    That was the whole point, wasn’t it?

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    [–] 8 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    It was back in the days before cars

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  • [–] 7 points 3 months ago

    Most of that time was just hanging out on an island not traveling

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  • [–] 6 points 3 months ago* (1 child)

    The problem is they turned onto Chrysler Ave instead of hitting 890 off crosstown and once you get on Chrysler Ave it's impossible to get off and then you're just stuck at Schenectady.

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  • [–] 6 points 3 months ago

    Don't eat the lotuses in Schenectady.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Troy NY is a fucking psychotic place

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago (1 child)

    It's a hell of a lot better than it used to be. I remember being scared to be there in the '90s. They've put a lot of money into cleaning up downtown and the waterfront. Crime has plummeted through the floor. New construction and new restaurants have moved in. These days, it's nearly the hipster Brooklyn scene of the Capital Region.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    It's easy to lose track of time when you're having fun.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago

    That's with a car, is it's totally different.

    If you had to push a Greek penteconter the whole way down that freeway, with occasional side trips for special requests, it might take you a long time too.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago

    If you're making this arduous journey, I strongly recommend stopping by the Hi-way Dairy Bar in Candor on 96B. Grab a Berry Twist, you won't be disappointed.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago

    Ok, now show me the trip estimate for making that trip in a big boat…

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago

    That's not the most unrealistic part, unfortunately...

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago

    I noticed when he finally stepped back on his land again, he brought milk, because he told Telemachus back then that he was stepping out to get some milk. /s

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago

    Still accurate if you’re in the Russian army

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago

    It's a "fast food" version of the Odyssey compared to the original Michelin-starred meal.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago

    Now you try rowing a boat on the highway!

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago

    Don't do it during fall colors or you'll be going 25 down one-lane roads.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago

    Took a quick detour for a garbage plate i see

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago

    Rome and Syracuse causally chilling in there...

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