Mine is "I have donkeybrains". Not many people challenge this assertion.

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[–] 13 points 3 months ago* (4 children)

Unchecked corruption and endless media propaganda leading to runaway regulatory capture resulting in an untenable concentration of wealth and power into far too few individuals and organizations.

Edit: also, donkey brains 🫏 🧠

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  • [–] [S] 3 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    I'm sorry we share this terrible affliction. That being said, your comment reads more of a blaming thing and I'm looking for excuses. Do you have any excuses?

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Doing the right thing is perfectly easy and perfectly possible until there's a financial incentive for it to not be easy or possible.

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  • [–] 10 points 3 months ago (4 children)

    It all ended w hanging chads

    Been watching the train wreck since

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  • [–] [S] 4 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    what are hanging chads? some kind of new halloween decoration?

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  • [–] 6 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    It was an issue with older ballot styles. In Florida, during the 2000 election, they were using ballots where you would use a hole punch to choose who you voted for. Sometimes, the hole punch did not fully cut the paper and the little bit (the chad) would still be attached. It could then cover up the hole, or cover a different one, so when the machine would read it, it could register as a different vote.

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  • [–] 7 points 3 months ago (18 children)

    Like... the current state of affairs everywhere? Cause I'm not sure I can take ownership of EVERYTHING.

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  • [–] [S] 3 points 3 months ago (17 children)

    but buddha says we're one with everything so technically this is your fault.

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  • [–] 6 points 3 months ago (13 children)

    Sorry I'm an atheist, I'm only responsible for my own shit.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago (11 children)

    Deity belief doesn’t really come into this. I presume since you’re atheist, you’re existentialist, but at that point you still have to define what you’re responsible for and why. How much do you want to survive in this universe and for how long? What do you want to get out of it and how much? What do you consider to be the border of “you” and “not you”?

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago (10 children)

    I'm me, everything else isn't.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago (4 children)

    Where do you define the boundary of “I” though? Your brain? Your body? The stuff you say is yours? Your microbiome? Your thoughts? Your actions?

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    I'm only an expert on me, you'll need to ask someone else who isn't me.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago (2 children)

    Why? I’m asking you who “you” are. Sounds like you may not know, which may cause difficulties.

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  • [–] [S] 1 point 3 months ago (4 children)
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    The opposite of everyone who isn't me.

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  • [–] [S] 2 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    who's that though? everyone is you afaik.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    That was probably true back in olden times when Buddha was writing his college thesis on that, but there's at least like 30 different people today and I'm not one of them.

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  • [–] 6 points 3 months ago (7 children)

    My excuse is I shouldn't be alive anyway

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    The more of your comments I read the more convinced I am that you are me

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    I wouldn't want to curse anyone with that

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    It was like that when I got here.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago

    Shits fucked

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago (5 children)

    Why would I need excuses? I've been trying to stop this for 20 years. Political movements, organizing, writing and sharing useful information. I don't need excuses. If you want an explanation, I can give you my perspective, but I don't regret not doing more. I did as much as I could and paid dearly for it.

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  • [–] [S] 2 points 3 months ago (4 children)

    i mean i applaud your efforts but in this organization we want results.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    Oh, well in that case, Alexa play "I'm Only Human."

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  • [–] [S] 2 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Well played. Also, (based on your handle) you wouldn't happen to play deep rock galactic, would you?

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    The answer as always is capitalism. Literally every terrible thing happening can be linked back to the desire for profit.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    This universe is a simulation and nothing matters.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago

    Greed and stupidity.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago

    The devil made my dog eat my homework

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    I'm preoccupied with my health and I don't feel like I have a lot of agency to accomplish much. That's slowly changing, maybe.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago (1 child)

    Every time someone catches covid they lose 1 IQ point on average. Since (unless you're vaccinated) you don't really become immune anymore, you're likely to lose several IQ points a year. QED.

    (That said, things were already going downhill before The Great Lurgy).

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  • [–] 0 points 3 months ago* (3 children)

    my life is great.

    not responsible for anyone else's choices. and sick of weirdos who try to tell me i am, i notice such folks tend to be very unhappy with their own life choices and tend to blame other folks for them rather than take make better choices for themselves.

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  • [–] [S] 1 point 3 months ago (2 children)

    you're in the wrong social network.

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