The bean's even bigger than the can it came in on. Must be magical.

Kidney-sized bean

That reminds me of Large Bean. And with that, I now have a mild case of the jibblies.

Dam that looks good

Man those black market kidneys are just all over the place these days

I think it must have been that bean I had for dinner.

Idk bro we love beans but there's something about the way the ai rendered that particular bean that makes me think of uncooked sausage + aborted fetus (with just a tiny sprinkling of amputation on top)

Which i can appreciate the same way i appreciate weens spinal meningitis for it's oddball nastyness, but you ain't gonna make me say it looks nice

Thing looks DISTURBING

Mmmm, fucken tuck into that big boy! Live steam it, tell us how it tastes.

Are you on OnlyBeans?

Kidney bean

That's what you eat in the tower that shares its name