Sometimes it’s nice to read uplifting fiction. This is one of those.
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The one time I thought it said “nottheonion” it had to be the fucking onion.
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"Hey, you know what? You should definitely run in 2028.”
Lmao
In a cruel twist of events, the girls also killed themselves after voluntarily talking to JD
Payton is such a bitch. She's just mad that her mom is dating a 25 year old.
Sofia about to get that ICE visit
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The Onion used to be a place of sinister satire. Nowadays, its just spreading hopeful and cheery messages
That would probably actually work on Musk.
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Ok, good.
Can someone explain what this is satire of? Or is it just random?
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I'm sure this would be real if some of us got a chance, tbf
If only. Fuck JD Vance
Just call him Pope Francis and it might happen
I wish he was that sensitive. Trump and Musk, sure. Vance is the smarter, worse type of Republican imo.
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