Elemenopee is the undisputed high point.

Call me crazy but LMNOP stands on the shoulders of HiJK. Give my boy at least a B

Hard disagree on WXYZ. C tier. Maybe B tier at best.

I have bad news on how it's taught now

The "updated" alphabet song need not be mentioned

Long live Zed.

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Twinkle, twinkle little star

I read about somebody naming their kid Abcde, claiming it was pronounced like 'ab city'... meanwhile, Elemenope and Kiuares were right there.

I like wxyz in french. I took french like 30 years ago but the alphabet was sticky and still gets lodged in my brain sometimes due to the last bit.

(This is phonetics/pronunciation, ofc, same melody)

Doobluh-vay (double v), eeks (x, but you saw a mouse), eegrek (????), zed (zed sounds much cooler than zee, which ironically sounds more French to me)

Hands down the best part of the French alphabet.

Elemeno Peeeee

Had a kid recently.... They changed the song so LMNOP isn't so rapid fire for new babies

I will dare to mention the new version; LMNOP is knocked down a peg because those bastards have confused young children for centuries! The new king is XYZ, especially with that non-letter &.

Forget that Mozart played the original melody in the Twelve Variations!

That said, shout out to the rollercoaster one Simple Songs did. I am partial to their ABCDEFGH.

Are you, Just Kidding about that C tier?

sure, but move "WXYZ" up if you pronounce it "zed" but drop it down 3 for "zee".

QRSTUV being ranked so low is purely a skill/commitment issue. You've gotta hit that shit with gusto, stick your chest out and enunciate every letter like it's Les Mis or a military march. KYOO! ARRRR! ESSSSSS! TEEEEEEYOOOOOUVEEEE.

It's one of your few opportunities to hit a nice, long, steady stride.

LMNOP feels like you're going down a slide.

@qrstuv@lemmy.sdf.org is definitely S tier

Wow, another “ee” sound purist huh?

Imagine not putting all of RSTLNE in S tier, SMH