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I always found this version funnier
It's only when you get in the bathroom to take a leak that you realize you don't have your penis.
The only time I ever blacked out, I woke up with no idea where my keys or phone were. My keys were behind my bed, but my phone took a couple days to show up, and had some fun selfies from the people who found it
Car keys? Sus
Who the hell brings car keys to a bar?
My car keys and house keys are on the same keychain.
Get an extra house key so you don't have to take your car key with you when you're not driving
Why? So I have a second carabiner to grab depending on if I'm driving or not? Or I can take my carabiner (car keys, house keys, bike keys, pepper spray, and hair ties) every time I leave my home and never accidentally grab the wrong keys. It's not a concern to bring the car key to the bar if the car is at home.
I recently picked up a night shift job at a convenience store to pass the time. You’d be appalled by the amount of people that are buying shots in their way in to work
Yo, wtf is up with that. Can get mini bottles of liquor at the counter, next to the 5 hour energy drinks. Literally inviting drunk driving.
it's how they cope with their miserable life.
a lot of people are not full blown alcoholics, but alcohol dependents, as if they don't get shit faced, but they need a drink to function in ordinary situations.
I have known people like this. They can't interact without people without alcohol. So at work, at a party, or just getting a coffee... they have to drink. And most stealth way to do this is a nip they can drop in their coffee or whatever. Typically they are not drunk or visible intoxicated, but without drinking they feel anxious and miserable.
it's called Alcohol Use Disorder, or if you go by the alcoholic stages, it's stage 1-2 on that scale.
Oh I get it. But how alcohol is legally able to be served AT GAS stations, where there is a high probability you drove there, is the real head scratcher. It's almost entrapment.
Can get shots at gas station, but can't buy alcohol after midnight and not on Sundays at all in some states (7pm and not on sunday in SC). Fucking wild what is and isn't allowed.
And then Louisiana stumbles into the party with its daiquiri drive-throughs and just leaves the rest of us confused.
a single drink isn't enough to go over the BAC limit. You typically need 2-3.
Alcohol rules are state by state and every state has different history. In my state happy hour is illegal due to MADD, and they have tried to repeal it several times and each time it gets shot down. A lot of it also has to do alcohol businesses wanting limited hours and less competition.
My favorite is the people who come up with a cup, an energy drink and ask for some shots. On their way in to work. You’re not slick.
Why would I leave the car keys at home? It's not like they're heavy or anything
US-Americans, cos their "beer" is just water basically lol
The 1960s called and want their generalization back. https://www.brewersfriend.com/2017/05/07/beer-styles-abv-chart-alcohol-by-volume-ranges-2017-update/
Being hungover is a product of being dehydrated, drink more water before and during your bender. Or better yet just smoke a joint instead.
Also due to the products of alcohol metabolism, which cannot be avoided, even with proper hydration.
To reduce hangover severity, experts recommend consuming water or non-alcoholic beverages intermittently while drinking alcohol. This practice not only helps maintain hydration but also promotes moderation by slowing the pace of alcohol consumption, thereby extending the time available for the body to metabolize alcohol.
Did you even read the link before posting it?
You aren’t saying anything I didn’t say but you do you bro. It honestly seems like you argument is that I didn’t word my comment the way you would have…
That’s not a misconception then it’s just pedantry.
No I’m gonna take it up with the asshole who took me to task for saying the exact same thing they did.
I said you should drink water while you drink alcohol, you posted a link that says you should drink water while you drink alcohol. End of discussion. Good day.
hungover
But for the spelling, that's a great meme.
Hungover is a word, and why do you keep harassing people about their spelling? If you want to keep acting like linguistic purity enforcement you're welcome to go back to reddit.
How does someone speak English well enough to feel comfortable criticizing spelling and not know the word "hungover". It's a quite common word
Because it makes them feel special and smarter. Or, if they are legit insecure nutter, morally superior.
It's an ego trip, that's why. As it always is with folks who police other's grammar and speech.
wallet
Found the boomer
bro im never adding credit cards or passports to google
Also where are you supposed to keep your ID, cash, health card, etc? Wallets are for more than just payment.
at home.
then when the bouncer asks for your ID you call them a boomer and throw a fit.
Who the fuck uses cash lol. I do keep a 20 inside my phone case for emergencies though.
I have a mini card holder that sticks to the back of my phone case (MagSafe) if I'm going somewhere I'll need health care card. Such occasions are extremely rare though, it's just doctor or dental visits
Also if I'm driving somewhere then you gotta bring the car papers with you so my license just lives in the same case as them.
Passport also has its own case/bag if I need to bring it with me for something
Fucking thank you, I feel like I'm the insane one when I see people doing all that NFC Tap to pay shit
I hate that most NFC payments don't require on device confirmation, other than that they are actually quite secure, early credit cards, the swipe ones had 0 security
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