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Republicans transfer Linsey Graham’s remaining life force to Mitch McConnell (www.thebeaverton.com)
submitted 3 months ago by to c/theonion@midwest.social
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[–] 7 points 3 months ago

Lich McConnell

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    [–] 3 points 3 months ago

    Lamo, I was thinking that they took the remaining life force of Linsey to give Mitch extra time for more 20min conversations. After all Linsey would not have the backbone to say no.

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    [–] 1 point 3 months ago (1 child)

    Reached into his chest and tore out his heart.

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