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[–] 76 points 3 months ago* (7 children)

Average dutch male, looking down from 6ft, wondering why everyone is so tiny.

As a severely below-average height Dutch woman, visiting Japan and seeing faces at the level of my face instead of chests was quite the experience.

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  • [–] 27 points 3 months ago (6 children)

    You may find it interesting to know that around 150 years ago, Dutch men were amongst some of the shortest populations in Europe at an average of 165cm (5 ft 5 in).

    Good exercise, better diets, and various other good things went into contributing to a taller average height today.

    Source: https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/full/10.1080/1081602X.2023.2192193#d1e165

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  • [–] 24 points 3 months ago

    the little shits gonna cut you down a notch

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  • [–] 15 points 3 months ago

    My partner's response on learning this factoid while we were in Japan: "I'm not short, I'm just a samurai!"

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  • [–] 14 points 3 months ago

    They were short but feisty

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  • [–] 14 points 3 months ago (5 children)

    They would most likely still whoop my ass

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  • [–] 10 points 3 months ago (4 children)

    Same, I'm big and tall but anyone with fighting experience can fold my clothes while I'm still in them.

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  • [–] 10 points 3 months ago

    Except they're on horseback, putting arrows in you from 30 meters away.

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  • [–] 8 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    "When his hands are higher than your head, his groin is level with your teeth"

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  • [–] 7 points 3 months ago

    Hey little fella

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  • [–] 6 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    It's unlikely they would ever be scary. Their bows are floppy, their steel is brittle, and they probably have higher pitched voices than I would expect. Little killer voices that shriek in the octave of children.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago

    Average mongolian invasion horse height vs average modern horse height.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago

    It's all relative innit.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago (3 children)

    Anyone has civilized equivalent numbers ?

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