Yay for gender-affirming care!

Is Hegseth going to be tested? Because all this is, is him indicating that everyone a hint over 30 will be fired.

As for the testosterone replacement, that is just irony that he's looking for gender affirming care for the military, when they just said they weren't for that.

Next will be Pete Hegseth measuring your fully erect cock to make sure you’re ready for battle

The guy isn't even strong enough to resist a bottle of bourbon. What the hell does he know about being tough?

I am sure they will soon be attaching a permanent meth drip to the soldiers as well for maximum aggression.

He sure thinks of male bodies a whole lot. Except beards, he hates those. Too scratchy? Its almost a desperate sort of fixation. He seems to go through wives pretty rapidly too. Theres something they just all seem to lack I guess.

Dicks out, soldiers! Take a look around. Is anyone in this room not currently sporting 10" of rock hard man meat? Get these sissies out of here. Men know what men like, and Pete is here to make sure this is a Man's Military for Hot Sweety Guys with Big Dicks again.

Pseudo science bullshit lol.

‘flu outbreak sickened at least nearly 300 people.’ is the end of the last sentence.

even the AP’s standards are trash these days. I imagine their AI editors and proofreaders skipped right over that.

New draft dodging meta just dropped, just in time for Iran shenanigans to really kick off

Screwball Alert.

mandatory testosterone therapy, here we come!

Messing with people's hormones is surely much safer, compared to the influenza vaccines he thankfully eliminated.

Via oral swab tests

I never thought that a leader of gender affirming action would be ol' Pickled Pete.

what if too much testosterone made u gay