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[–] 24 points 4 months ago

That's just good advice.

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  • [–] 22 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Well if they had proper bike racks, we wouldn't have to put up with that shit.

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    [–] 16 points 4 months ago (6 children)

    I’m unfamiliar with this issue. Is this a courteous to others thing or just bad security for the bike?

    We’re still sorely lacking in places to lock up locally.

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  • [–] 6 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    But to give a serious answer… I have lived in apartment complexes where they didn’t like me locking up my bike against any kind of light pole or railing on the property. I suspect it didn’t look good 🤷 (I mean it was a nice bike.)

    I feel like the motivation for whoever puts up this kind of sign is most likely not trying to help you ensure your property is safe. Otherwise, they would put up a bike rack instead of a sign.

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago

    Don’t buy a shit bike lock

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    Bro no problem. I"m from the USA, so this water diarrhea wouldn't secure the bike anyway.

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    What if all the bike is covered in it?

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago

    What if it were like quicksand, but diarrhea.

    You could completely submerge the bike. I suspect this would act as a strong deterrent to thieves.

    I guess a simple pool of regular diarrhea would do just as well, not sure where I got the quicksand part.

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago

    that would be a crappy thing to do to your bike!

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago

    That's a really shitty thing to be doing.

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago

    I mean, they're not wrong.

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    I'm a rebel, I'll secure my bike where I want!

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  • [–] 1 point 4 months ago

    @HikingVet Alt Text:A sign on a fence that reads: "Do not secure bikes to feces"

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  • [–] 1 point 4 months ago

    It is a shitty idea to do that anyway.

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