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[–] 2 points 4 months ago (2 children)

What if all the bike is covered in it?

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago

    What if it were like quicksand, but diarrhea.

    You could completely submerge the bike. I suspect this would act as a strong deterrent to thieves.

    I guess a simple pool of regular diarrhea would do just as well, not sure where I got the quicksand part.

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