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[–] 38 points 3 months ago

Those are indices, not coordinates

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  • [–] 27 points 3 months ago

    Romance strategy: lost roomba

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  • [–] 23 points 3 months ago (6 children)

    So am I supposed to drag my lips across the lines?

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  • [–] 37 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Yes, don't let anyone tell you otherwise. And make sure your lips aren't to dry, it's supposed to be nice and sloppy, kinda like a slug.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago

    The lips are supposed to make separate contact, otherwise it’s a raspberry.

    So you kiss, and pogo stick your tongue out and trace the line with that, then kiss again, and pogo stick your tongue.

    Lather, kiss, repeat.

    It’s simple

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  • [–] 8 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    I was disappointed to zoom in and realise these are just shopped on top rather than drawn or tattooed

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  • [–] 6 points 3 months ago

    Blehblehbleh 🧛

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago

    I say this with love as a fellow neurospicy person: this is one of the most hilariously autistic things I've ever seen 😄

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago (1 child)
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    Can we talk about number 7? Am I supposed to be kissing right under their chin like they some sort of cat? I don't kiss my cat there. I mean like chin scratches.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago

    Ok, but 1, 10 and 29 are delicious. The rest seem kind of weird

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