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[–] 135 points 3 months ago (22 children)

so drinking breast milk from your own "species" is considered weird when drinking breast milk from other animals is just fine? smh

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  • [–] 55 points 3 months ago (12 children)

    Raw milk in general is sus, especially when the cow could be on all kinds of drugs, you don't know.

    I prefer regulated Nut milk (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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  • [–] 18 points 3 months ago (11 children)

    Do you have to call it "nut milk"?

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  • [–] 24 points 3 months ago (9 children)

    yea... it's supposed to be "nut juice"

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  • [–] 30 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    At least I know my hu-cows are consenting.

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  • [–] 12 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Not if you’re stealing it. I almost went down a whole rabbit hole allegory, but I actually think that’s pretty clear. They didn’t consent to giving milk to you, just like the cow does want to give milk (at least at first), just not to the farmer.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago

    Human breast milk is also probably cleaner. I doubt this lady had pus that needed to be filtered/cleaned out. She also made it more morally ethical to consume. Honestly this lady is a public servant and I dare say we could benefit from more women doing this. Minus the potential STDs but we can test for that. XD

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  • [–] 30 points 3 months ago (2 children)
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    Homelander chill out

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    If they’ve been drinking it all week they obviously enjoy it

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  • [–] 15 points 3 months ago

    I guess you could call it a booby trap.

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  • [–] 14 points 3 months ago

    As expected, countless Homelander images.

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  • [–] 9 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Breast milk is sooooooo good. An ex let me suck her titties once after she gave birth to someone's child.

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  • [–] 7 points 3 months ago

    Dude stealing the breast milk knew it was breast milk the whole time. Let's not kid ourselves.

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  • [–] 7 points 3 months ago

    Preferable to the crap they put in coffee creamer.

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    Thought it was a tattoo at first. That would make one hell of a tat that goes hard but seems like it would get limited use outside of the practical joke or diabolical revenge genre of social interactions.

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  • [–] 6 points 3 months ago

    Akshually, breast milk tastes just fine. Somewhat sweet. Not as opaque white, but you don't drink opacity.

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    I've read the comments. Y'all are missing out.

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  • [–] 27 points 3 months ago (8 children)

    I agree that it breaks norms, is theft, is immoral, etc. but isn't sexual assault a stretch here?

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  • [+] -9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (7 children)

    This seems like pretty cut and dry case. People here are making jokes instead of thinking about how deeply messed up this is

    Tricking or forcing someone to drink fuilds from a sex organ is flat out abuse. Hopefully the perpetrator goes to prison for a long long time

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  • [–] 34 points 3 months ago (6 children)

    Sex organ? Is this an American thing? Really bizarre to call breasts sex organs. It's fucking breast milk, food for children.

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  • [+] -8 points 3 months ago (4 children)

    If someone puts a dildo in their butthole, do you consider it non-sexual because buttholes are used for pooping?

    Or can parts of our anatomy be sexual or non-sexual depending on the context?

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  • [–] 17 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    Is the act of feeding or preparing to feed a child somehow a sexual act?

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    Pretty sure former is worse than latter

    Same reason why you always need to take off the label of mineral water bottles when you put home made liquor into it

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  • [–] 13 points 3 months ago (7 children)

    How the fuck do you come to the conclusion that breast milk is sexual? Is cow milk beastiality? Must be American or something to be so detached from nature and reality

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  • [–] -4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (4 children)

    Its still assault, even if not sexual.

    For those who don't understand: there's a difference between ownership and possession. You can own a car equipped with flamethrowers as anti theft measure, but when you make it trivial to trigger those without intention that matches your response, that would be assault.

    Same applies to coworkers just with allergies, the fact that thats not what stood on the label, etc

    You can't burn a coworker alive because he mistook your car.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    TBD, we don't know how the milk product was labeled. If it was in a glass jar labeled "Pamela's milk, do not drink" would you still consider it assault if someone drank it?

    (I've brought nut milk to work for my coffee in glass jars before with the label "my name. date". Would you consider it assault if someone with an almond allergy drank my white liquid, assuming it was cow milk?)

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago (1 child)

    if it wasnt labeled "do not drink", it is assault

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago

    The entitlement of some people is mind blowing. You do not have the right to use everything in a community fridge. You ONLY have the right to your stuff. If person A puts something in the fridge that doesn't mean person B can take it as long as person A did not write something on it.

    I would put my name on my items if needed, but I don't have the problem of co-workers stealing food/drinks from the fridge. Because they don't think they are entitled to everything they see.

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  • [–] -5 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Not the milk itself. But this is exactly the same level, as mixing your sperm in ingredients. Pretty sure this also goes against all food safety regulations.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago*

    Did you know that body builders often seek out breast milk for macro purposes? There’s nothing inherently sexual about breasts or breast milk.

    Also, even if you were mixing sperm into your food, the implication is that the food is being stolen. If someone is stealing your soggy cookies, that’s kinda on them.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago

    the lighting on the paper is weird

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