Love that this is how I found out
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Reactions in Iran were less effusive, where Graham was viewed as a leading exponent of militarism against the country. Mohammad Marandi said, "It's a shame. I wanted him to see oil prices on Monday before he went to hell."[374]

McConnell and Graham in one week!?
Nature is healing
Nature also abhors a vacuum, unfortunately
There seems to be a trend of three with these things. Graham, McConnell, and... I'm sure there's a bookmaker somewhere that is taking action in who the final name is. I know I have my list of hopefuls
It feels a bit like winning £25 on the lottery: not what I'd hoped for, but I'll certainty take it.
Oh come on. This is ridiculous.
We all know he already got McConnell.
At this point I think McConnell is still alive in some capacity. My guess is he either suffered massive brain damage and is unable to do the job any longer or he is indeed brain dead and is being kept alive on life support.
I'm more than happy to be wrong about this
https://www.cnn.com/2026/07/10/politics/mitch-mcconnell-video-stretcher-ambulance
Here's a video. Compare his condition to the (lack of) urgency from the first responders.
Dude is fucking dead.
Weekend at Bernie's meets Freddy Fazbear.

The Republican investments into Umbrella Corporation really paying off.
I fear we're going to have an attempt at AI Trump to keep the cult going.
They will try. I hope it fails to keep the MAGAs satisfied.
These things usually come in 3’s, don’t they? 🤞🤞🤞
I talked to an AI thats trained to sound like McConnel for 20 minutes on the phone yesterday. He must be alive
Somebody get this gentleman another quarter or token so he can go again.
Mitch is gone too. He is Monty Python’s dead parrot.
If you no one celebrates your death you've lived too compromised a life. If your death inspires a shitpost meme you really fucked up.
Kinda feel like this is the prelude to a marvellous twofer
Bad things come in threes.
So you’re probably right about it being two.
This is how I find out Lindsey died?
Death grabbed an Anne Widdecombe t'other day. That wasn't bad.
This article is currently being heavily editedas its subject has recently died.
Not even all his isses have been wassed yet, is this /c/breakingnews?







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