I’m “everything is too loud” old

You have no idea. Not only did I buy a new rug, i bought the same rug in different sizes so i could piece them together into one giant rug. It was glorious.

I'm still proud of it. No one i know cares when i tell them.

At the price of current day rugs, you better be excited buying it, because God knows your bank account ain't gonna be.

I'm still at appliance level excited though, But I've never been excited about decorations, so chances are, I'll never hit that stage.

I'm excited-to-weave-my-own-rug-old.

Luckily it pairs well with being excited-to-weave-my-own-rug-poor.

No that's the next level. I'm excited-to-buy-a-new-kitchen-appliance old.

No. But I bought a pan (to make authentic tamagoyaki) and am waiting for it to arrive :)

Does it tie the room together?

I'm old, but I'm not "financially stable enough to buy a whole-ass rug" old.

Friend, I was excited that our house came with a central vacuum.

yea, I'm hoping to find something that really ties the room together, you know

At the current price of rugs?? That's too frivolous.

No. But I do get excited about frying pans and cheese graters.

No, however I get very excited about new socks.

More like I'm "that's a good deal on a new rug cleaner" old.

I'm currently debating whether I need a whisk.

Yes but for a good reason; we're waiting until the youngest kid is less sloppy. Old rug we had needed to be removed because of how gross it got after years of first born mess making, so we learned our lesson and are waiting. The anticipation actually makes me look forward to having a rug again.

You may ask yourself, why do rugs matter? Living room is weirdly shaped so it helps define the space and keeps furniture from sliding around. It helps maintain proper distance of couch to speakers and TV distance. Those who are not excited about a rug simply haven't had to frequently push their couch back into place after it inevitably slides back every time someone gets out of it.

I can not wait to be old enough for senior discount days at grocery stores, IHOP, state & national parks. I think that falls somewhere between excited-to-buy-a-rug old and test-driving-walkers old.

No, that shit's expensive

No, I'm excited about games, sex and unhealthy food.