This is the second worm found in this guy...

For unexplained reasons, the [first] worm was not identified, and he was not treated with anti-parasitic drugs after the discovery.

I'm trying to imagine pulling a parasite out of a guy and not even wondering what kind it is.

It was still alive, and slithered and squirmed on the surgical table.

Great.

The man’s only recollection of a possible exposure was eating raw snake meat during military service 50 years prior.

Based

I'm sure the worm was equally surprised to find the doctors

Fuck this so much

Nope. Nope nope nope.

"Hey babe, I got ten inches in my pants..."

Lifespan was 20-30 years. Least it could have done was pick up a case of beer.

In worm lore they're piloting this dude like an eva and their bravest keep getting taken by malevolent gods

Quote: "Adding to the oddity, the man told the surgeons that this had actually happened to him before..."

Sounds like he drinks unboiled lake/river water. Gross.

Imagine shooting a load and it crawls back up your dick for some reason.

Lovely. Encountered this post while eating and as I'm about to be full.

Something something monkey paw

raw snake meat??

There are too many threads in this thread I want some mindwipe for.........dammm this is one of the stories like that lady who had a plant growing in her wooha that makes you just go. Huh.

Sperm worm.

Pfft. Normies

Ill bet it gets to 11" if he like you