i was going to do the til im not a cyclist :)

Dentists do this because they are posers.

Record scratch

Uh...okay. Sure....?

Edit: I'm hoping/realizing this is a typo or autocorrect thing, and not another sign that I am no longer "with it" and "hip to what is up", as I'm sure they're still saying.

I'm going to leave my response though, so you can all enjoy my confusion.

If Fred wants to shave his legs, that's Fred's business. It makes him feel faster on his $15,000 road bike.

Thought for sure it would be that hairs in the bike chain hurts like a bitch, but apparently that's not on the list.

I'm an ebike commuter and there's a section of my commute where I ride on this gravel trail with tree tunnels and a bridge over a creek. It's lovely! I never ride much over 20 kph there because it's a fairly narrow trail and there's a lot of wildlife including turtles that are occasionally trying to cross over to the other side.

But then you get the spandex crowd coming up at twice my speed and kicking up a lot of dust in their wake. It's bad enough for me, but I can't imagine what the dog walkers and other pedestrians I see must think? I hope they don't get cyclists banned from the trail. I've tried to be friendly to the latter. I even shared pics I took of the wildlife with a school group that use it fairly regularly and we're on a first name basis at this point.

As a former commuter turned commuter/roadie. Join the cult! It's fun! We have aero socks and haribo!

As a mountain biker, roadies seem weird to me.

Depends on how you treat it IMO: Stick on bandaids? Oh yeah.

Paint on bandages or colloidal bandages? Not much of a difference.

I was gonna say try estrogen but I see youre already one of us lmao

So does humping a spaghetti squash and we're not supposed to do that!

EDIT: Sheesh, bunch of prudes... But it does feel good!

Never really wore jeans, usually loose-ish cargo pants or maybe gym shorts if I'm not working.

Not exactly aero, but I find it pretty comfy.