If you pinch your nose and blow do they pop out?

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I did this once when I was a kid.... was a cart pusher for walmart, it was like midnight and I was out rounding up stragglers and cleaning up the lot. Off in the distance, I spy what appears to be a big truck air filter box... so I line up my shot and take my paces and go to kick the bejeezus out of it before eventually picking it up.

Well, unbeknownst to me...there was still something substantial in the box, and as realization dawned on me, my toes proceeded to retreat square into my foot... jamming the three littlest and breaking the big and middle toes outright.

Needless to say, I don't kick strange objects in the dark anymore.

I know this is shitposts, but I'm so curious for an actual answer as to what I'm looking at

Man, you really stubbed the shit out of that foot, eh?

Oh those are just inverted toes! They're more common than people think, but if you stimulate them they might pop right out.

But if your toes are not inverted normally, and then one day they suddenly are inverted, you should talk to a doctor because that can be a sign of foot cancer.

It's like that download stuck at 99%

I dislike these new crocs 3ven more than the old ones.

Shrinkage from cold water?

@Mickey7@lemmy.world is that were the 7 from your username comes? (I've also seen the movie)

This little piggy went to market.... And that's it. No other piggies.

Bet they can play a mean banjo.

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See this is why cousins shouldn't marry

Cold feet much huh?