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[–] 40 points 4 months ago (3 children)
  • [–] 36 points 4 months ago (12 children)

    I'm partial to Homie/Comrade personally.

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  • [–] 27 points 4 months ago (10 children)

    Is mixing those together where "commie" comes from?

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  • [–] 8 points 4 months ago (5 children)

    Pretty sure they shortened coummunist to get commie but I ain't no linguist

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  • [–] 13 points 4 months ago (4 children)

    It's okay: I'm a commielinguist and can certify what I said.

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  • [–] 17 points 4 months ago* (3 children)

    Seize the meaning of broduction

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  • [–] 28 points 4 months ago (6 children)

    Some people call me boss, it's very affirming but I'm not sure why they do it. I'm a low wage worker that's slightly weird and awkward

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  • [–] 14 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Im the some people. I call a lot of folks boss. Held the door for me? Thanks boss. Pumped my gas? Thanks boss. Thanked me? No problem boss.

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  • [–] 7 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    This is me also. I don't know where I picked it up from.

    My most recent job has a couple of Spanish guys that call the actual boss man "jefe" and he (the whitest guy ever) responds well to it. I think that's fun. I don't know if I can get away with it, though, also being one of the whitest guys ever.

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  • [–] 23 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Ok but getting called brother by a stranger is pretty validating

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  • [–] 23 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    For um “honouns” (maybe not!) I’ll never turn down a “Hun” or a “Babes”, maybe a “Girlfriend”. But if I get a “Gorgeous”, “Queen” or “Diva”, I can use my laser beam eyes and super strength

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  • [–] 14 points 4 months ago

    Big dawg is how I gas up my buddies when they look down

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  • [–] 12 points 4 months ago

    I like both cat and dog, ranger and sport are classics that need to come back. Hotshot and stud are both good as well. Slick is the ideal insulting bronoun. You fuck up and someone says "nice going slick" and that's it, go home for the day, try again tomorrow.

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  • [–] 11 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Bro, man, dude, big dawg, brother, brother man, big man, big guy, bruh, cuh, killer, kemosabe.

    I suck at remembering names so I keep a long list

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    I personally prefer Hoss

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    I'm Gen-X so I'm gonna go with classic "Dude."

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  • [–] 8 points 4 months ago

    Bromine, because I’m volatile and ready to fart anytime.

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  • [–] 7 points 4 months ago

    "twin" is a novel one

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  • [–] 7 points 4 months ago

    Broseidon. King of the Brocean.

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  • [–] 7 points 4 months ago

    Brochacho if you wanna spice it up with some Spanish.

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    [–] 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

    I've been enjoying cousin for a while.

    like, we fambly and can have fun

    but also see ya later if im feelin meh.

    recently reinvigorated by the show 'the bear'

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago

    Mucker. Bai (as in boy). Sometimes just "dickhead".

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

    I am 'bossman' to the guy in my nearest Mr. Shop, and my nearest chicken shop. So. Bossman / Bossman.

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  • [–] 6 points 4 months ago

    I like "bruh"

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    Big Dawgs starts playing in my head

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago*

    I like "cuz" because while we are not all "bros" we are all distant cousins.

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago

    big turds working wherever i go

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago

    "Comrade" always works. Gender-neutral, plain as milk.

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago

    I ask all my bros to call me bro, but they usually say m'lady :(

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