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[+] 99 points 1 year ago (2 children)
  • [–] 80 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    If you have to advertise that you're an alpha male, you're not an alpha male.

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  • [–] 48 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    HE'S AN ALPHA MALE. EVERYONE SEE THAT? ALPHA MALE.

    If you have to point it out ...

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Is alpha a furry thing? I guess yes?

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Yep it means he likes having sex with other alpha males so as to preserve his testosterone. (If your question was serious then no it’s not a furry thing, it’s just fun to make fun of men like this) (also maybe it has a secondary connotation in the furry community that I am unaware of, for I am not a furry or all that familiar with them)

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  • [–] 39 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    Wait, you mean this guy is real? I genuinely always thought it was a parody account…

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  • [–] [S] 28 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    See, that's what I thought too. But apparently he's a real guy, and Trump nominated him for ambassador to Malaysia. https://www.politico.com/news/2025/07/10/trump-ambassador-nick-adams-alpha-male-00447423?internal=true

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  • [–] 37 points 1 year ago (17 children)

    I always suspected that guy was evil...

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  • [–] 43 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Why do they always make these things so god damn fuckable?

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    Oh that reminds me of how upset they were with the green M&M not being fuckable

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I think that may have been one of the funniest things I've ever seen in my entire life, a grown-ass, middle-aged man getting pissy about the fuckability of a fictitious, anthropomorphised piece of candy.

    The thought that many, many more grown-ass, middle-aged men were at least thinking it is another of the funniest things I've ever had in my noggin!

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Really just spoke to the whole "weird" label for conservatives.

    Why are you so focused on the sexuality of food? Why are you so focused on people's bathroom habits? Fucking weirdos.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    For once, the AI slop is wrong because it put five fingers on each hand.

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  • [–] 37 points 1 year ago

    I went to Hooters the other day, and it was full of dudebros with goatees and MAGA hats holding bibles and loudly going on about how Christian and un-woke they were. Some of them were even holding their bibles the right way up.

    Sucks to be one of the waitresses that night, though, as your tips are going to be those fake dollar bills with a bible verse printed on them.

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  • [–] 36 points 1 year ago*

    This is a dude that was too embarrassing even for the Liberal Party in Australia.

    In 2009, the Liberal Party of Australia threatened to suspend Adams from the party for six months for conduct deemed likely to "embarrass or cause damage to" the party during an altercation with Brett Mason, a journalist for Channel Ten. Mason was filming a report on Adams' absences from the council due to overseas travel when Adams confronted him, stating, "I would just like to say that Brett Mason is a [expletive] good-for-nothing [expletive]. Thank you." However, Adams claims he resigned from the party before he could be suspended. Adams resigned from Australian politics in 2012.

    This bit is comedy gold.

    In 2005, as Deputy Mayor, Adams put forward a motion to ban pigeons from the Municipality of Ashfield due to fears of the bird flu, but failed to explain how this plan would be implemented.

    I'm still not sure if it's all just an act, like a right-wing-nutjob version of Nathan Feilder. He's kinda fascinating, honestly, in a trainwreck kind of way.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nick_Adams_(commentator)

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  • [–] 28 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 child)

    Never thought I'd see Bible and Hooters in the same sentence.

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  • [–] 23 points 1 year ago

    Anyone who says they are a alpha male are really some loser cuck.

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  • [–] 43 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    My daughter works at Hooters but she does have great tits.

    I probably shouldn’t have fed her so much milk as a child.

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    How often do you ask to eat in her section and read your Bible?

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I usually read genesis 19-40.

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  • [–] 33 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Ah, the deleted verse:

    Yea Lot gazed upon his daughter's rockin' tits and recalled the bosom of his wife. Lot begged God for forgiveness, but God was all like, "nah man, I'm into it. You should make your daughter dress up like a debutante and dance with you and tell her that it's to promise her chastity to me." Lot was surprised by this response and asked God to repeat himself, but only heard the thunderous roll of heavy breathing and someone slapping a giant wet ham.

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  • [–] 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    how tf do y'all keep up with this lore

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Right? This tweet feels like it should be straightforward to parse, but the only thing I've got is the whole "M&Ms are woke because they made the green one less sexy" kerfuffle from.a few years back.

    Hooters being on the same team as the Bible has me scratching my head!

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  • [–] 21 points 1 year ago

    Nono, it's true! Read it in the Bible myself!

    "And on the 8th day, God said: 'Go forth and preach my word while surrounded by tiddies! Also, like, get yourself a steak or smth while you're there.'"

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  • [–] 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I'd MUCH Rather tax my Children to HOOTERS instead of a DRAG SHOW because HOOTERS is NOT SEXUAL AT ALL and Drag Shows are LITERALLY JUST RAPING CHILDREN! Which I'm COOL WITH NOW that Trump said Epstein is a Good Guy but NOT Drag Rapists!

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  • [+] 18 points 1 year ago (4 children)
  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    this is how i learn he's NOT satire?

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  • there was a whole article interviewing him and trying to answer for sure and it felt inconclusive and my take is that it started as a bit but worked too well within his Manosphere grift circles and dude is a sociopath so he just went with it

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  • [–] 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Every Christian knows that Jesus' miracle with the loaves and fishes was just a mistranslation, and it really read Wings and Fries in the original Aramaic. So Jesus would approve of going to Hooters.

    Carry on.

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  • [–] 18 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    My problems with hooters are predominantly with the working conditions. A cooperatively owned breastraunt may not necessarily be my thing, but as a leftist and as a feminist sure whatever

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago

    Ah, yes, my Fortnite controller which I use to Fortnite with other Fortniters with my Fortnite console. Is this like a new version of when Boomers used to call anything even tangentally related to video games "a Nintendo"?

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  • worst square dance instructions ever

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago

    But I don't want to go to hooters and I don't need to poop

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago

    In 2005, as Deputy Mayor, Adams put forward a motion to ban pigeons from the Municipality of Ashfield due to fears of the bird flu, but failed to explain how this plan would be implemented.[9][12]

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nick_Adams_(commentator)

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago

    Call me crazy but, being lustfull (assuming the reason to go there is for increasing some fictional heterosexual stats) isnt like a fucking capital sin?

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    I don't get the reference

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    The idiots are taking over 🎶

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    do peeps jus hav bibles lyin around at home?

    is thad a thing?...

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Is hooters the goth ihop? Used to be Denny’s was the goth ihop.

    Is there an emo waffle house?

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