I feel like this is something they would do with Mt. Dew. I would also try it at least once.

It honestly hurts me to think about how well this would sell

How does one report a crime against humanity?

Every day we stray further from God's light

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I think a sack of flour would make a big biscuit!

Is it Dark Berry or Cool Ranch flavour? Or both?

I think it probably isn't a meme... And also I can't imagine merging these flavors in any possible way that doesn't just taste like a burp.

No. Just No.

And this is coming from a Cool Ranch Doritos fan.

One of those things they sell in Texas and nowhere else. For obvious reasons.

Probably not, I'm guessing no thoughts

Involuntary vomit

Would not

I know someone who LOVES both of those things but would never try this combo

Sounds disgusting. I love it.

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If there can be a spicy cool ranch taqui, this should also be valid. I will still not consume either.

/puke

Wrong colour and Dorritos are kind of trash if I’m being honest. Nothing compares to 90s Dr Pepper with sugar.