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Transcript3 Panel Comic

Color scheme: pink and blue on white background

1: [Hank Hill wanders around an endlessly checker tiled room] Hank: Dangit Peggy, this is the last straw. I can’t find the boy. He turned into a glowing sphere of light and floated into the sky.

2: [Hank has that “bwah” look on his face as Bobby’s face appears from his forehead] Bobby: I’m right here dad. I have cast aside the chains of by body, dad.

3: [Close up of Hank as he looks up speaking to forehead Bobby] Hank: You get outta my head right now, Bobby! Bobby: I’m not in your head dad, I am you. I am everything. And you’re me dad! Hank: But if I am you and you are the universe, then the universe ain’t right. -I ain’t right. …I am wrong.

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[–] 28 points 4 months ago (1 child)

This is not my purse! I know you!

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    [–] 19 points 4 months ago

    The king of the hill reboot has really broken with the old format, but I like what they're doing

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  • [–] 15 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    I need more of this type of comic.

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Not a comic but this has lasagna cat vibes.

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago

    When I was 18... 18 years old, I saw for the first time in my life... I saw an image of clarity. I saw a comic strip... a three panel comic strip that, though simple as it seemed, changed me... changed my being, changed who I am... Made me who I am...

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  • [–] [S] 14 points 4 months ago

    Almost seems like a LAIN or End of Evangelion reference, only there’s a lack of mannequins or orange juice.

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  • [–] 13 points 4 months ago

    If Bobby is everything, he is propane and all propane accessories. But he is also charcoal. What a dilemma.

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  • [–] 8 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    dangit bobby i got propane in my narrow urethra

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  • [–] 8 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    I've been a Rory Blank fan since he was PissCastle. I don't see him often since I left Twitter, it's always nice to see that he is still doing comics

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  • [–] 7 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    That gum you like is going to come back in style

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago

    Why did I remember a movie called Lucy..

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    [–] 8 points 4 months ago

    If you immediately know the propane grill is lit, the burgers were cooked long ago.

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