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[–] 23 points 4 months ago

Be careful not to put your finger in it, or they will put you in jail for 30 years.

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  • [–] 10 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Here is one that has been floating around. I saw it on Tusky, but it turned up on a different site when I searched for it.

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  • [–] 9 points 4 months ago

    Garnish with a toy soldier.

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  • [–] 6 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    Idk. I think maybe a more savory something with bits of nori

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  • [–] [S] 5 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    I hear you. And that would be tastier for sure, but we need the American flag blue flakes!

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  • [–] 7 points 4 months ago (6 children)

    Waaaaay too sweet. Would be cool do do some kind of gelatin sheet instead. Flavor it, sure, just not a slab of sugar.

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  • [–] [S] 5 points 4 months ago (5 children)

    It got me started pondering on a better recipe at least. But I definitely need to know if the fruit rollup actually disintegrates.

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago (4 children)

    I'd bet it does, but I'd also bet it doesn't look anything like the first image when it's done. It's not going to dissolve into neat particulate like that. It's just going to turn to mush and then get kinda slurry-ish when you twirl the glass.

    Take all of this with a grain of salt. I've made a lot of cocktails in my life, but I've never used a fruit roll up in one. I'm only going off what I imagine will happen. If I were you, I'd just toss a roll up into some cheap alcohol and see what happens. Don't waste the good stuff.

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  • [–] [S] 5 points 4 months ago (3 children)
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    Actually, he said it was because the 90 percent was too high in alcohol. The ABV in the listed cocktail is closer to 20%, so there is room to dissolve. The next questions are: Will it dissolve in any sort of reasonable amount of time? And is the alcohol and fruit juice in that cocktail already at a saturation point with sugar?

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago

    That's Fruit Roll-up Vandalism

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago

    I thought the yellow part is pee in the pool.

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    [–] 37 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    It would be hilarious if this became a standard drink in bars from now on.

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  • [–] 27 points 4 months ago (4 children)

    You're thinking of Coors light. Real men only drink the finest of piss waters. Busch light, if you're into closeted homosexuality and beating your wife.

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  • [–] 15 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Busch light, if you’re into closeted homosexuality and beating your wife.

    Busch light is the go-to beer for mouth breathers who boycotted Bud Light when they acknowledged a trans person exists.

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  • [–] 23 points 4 months ago* (2 children)

    Dam trump really can just do whatever he wants and all thats gonna happen is memes get made about him

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    what am I made of money?

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago

    For a novelty drink, this actually sounds tasty.

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  • [–] 0 points 4 months ago

    Ah yes, screenshotting and reposting a MASTODON POST instead of just reposting it on Lemmy... do you people even know what the Fediverse is?

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  • [–] -1 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Could help to explain for a kid. What happens when you dump hydrogen peroxide

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    [–] 6 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    This would be disgustingly sweet. A much better alternative is this...

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