some_guy comments on Come on y'all. Stop it.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 67 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Silly goose. They’ll just hire more private security.

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[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 33 points 1 year ago (1 child)

Private security needs to protect him all the time. The Mario Bros only need to succeed once.

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[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago

Sorry Mario, your CEO is in another castle

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[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Welcome to the cyberpunk future we all ~~dreaded~~ dreamed of!

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[–] voodooattack@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 child)

Ok. Now where is my fucking chrome and cyberdeck? I feel cheated cause we got all the dystopian shit but not the cool shit

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[–] Bubbey@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago*

Sorry bub, best we can do is a pair of meta raybans and a crappy android

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