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[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 32 points 1 day ago (3 children)

You know what I do when I'm expected at an important anything? Such as a meeting, or going to the airport. A funeral, maybe.
I LEAVE FUCKING EARLY.

Now if I was just going to the pub etc then it doesn't really matter if I'm a little bit late. So, FUCK YOU, traitors.

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[–] TN2VOA@reddthat.com 0 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

How early? 30 minutes? 5 hrs? 2 days?

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[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 9 points 16 hours ago

It depends. Appointment at the doctor's etc, then I'd aim to be there 30ish minutes before. A job interview? About 60 minutes.
A vote to impeach a dictators lackey...? About 6 hours early, just to make sure!!

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[–] SippyCup@lemmy.world 5 points 13 hours ago

20% plus 5 minutes. 30% plus 5 during rush hour.

Travel is 30 minutes? 10 minutes early, 15 with traffic.

Travel is 10 minutes and there's no traffic? 5 minutes early.

It's an hour long drive but it's rush hour?

Leave 25 minutes earlier than you would have.

Longer than that? Bitch why are you driving that far on such a tight timetable???

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