▲ 254 ▼ Everybody gets one [choose wisely] (lemmy.zip) submitted 1 year ago by Lazycog@sopuli.xyz to c/wizards@lemmy.world 101 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] Lazycog@sopuli.xyz [S] 3 points 1 year ago (8 children) Uh oh... Here sir. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (7 children) A team of magick inspectors has been dispatched to your location to deliver you the physical version. Remember to always report the loss of your physical wizarding license. The electronic variant only will no longer be accepted after the end of september. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 7 child comments replies: [–] Lazycog@sopuli.xyz [S] 2 points 1 year ago (6 children) mumbles about the need to validate the physical card every 6 months at an official "Wiz'a'Wiz" store Thank you High Councellor, I promise not to burn this card while trying to conjure a fireball, again. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (5 children) You should just buy or make a fire immunity pebble and stick it to your card. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 5 child comments replies: [–] Lazycog@sopuli.xyz [S] 1 point 1 year ago (4 children) The darn apprentices keep thinking it's a bug on my card and keep throwing it out. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (3 children) Why do apprentices even have access to your card? Throw out the apprentices that do it. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] Lazycog@sopuli.xyz [S] 1 point 1 year ago (2 children) They are a meddling bunch - I keep throwing them out but this generation of apprentices just browse the magiscroll all day, don't listen, and don't have manners. They always think they are doing me favours by breaking into my study and "cleaning up" my perfectly organized piles. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 child) Despicable. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] Lazycog@sopuli.xyz [S] 2 points 1 year ago Agreed. Oh well they'll learn in the nether which I always banish them to. Once they get back they'll be useful! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (7 children) A team of magick inspectors has been dispatched to your location to deliver you the physical version. Remember to always report the loss of your physical wizarding license. The electronic variant only will no longer be accepted after the end of september. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 7 child comments replies: [–] Lazycog@sopuli.xyz [S] 2 points 1 year ago (6 children) mumbles about the need to validate the physical card every 6 months at an official "Wiz'a'Wiz" store Thank you High Councellor, I promise not to burn this card while trying to conjure a fireball, again. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (5 children) You should just buy or make a fire immunity pebble and stick it to your card. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 5 child comments replies: [–] Lazycog@sopuli.xyz [S] 1 point 1 year ago (4 children) The darn apprentices keep thinking it's a bug on my card and keep throwing it out. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (3 children) Why do apprentices even have access to your card? Throw out the apprentices that do it. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] Lazycog@sopuli.xyz [S] 1 point 1 year ago (2 children) They are a meddling bunch - I keep throwing them out but this generation of apprentices just browse the magiscroll all day, don't listen, and don't have manners. They always think they are doing me favours by breaking into my study and "cleaning up" my perfectly organized piles. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 child) Despicable. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] Lazycog@sopuli.xyz [S] 2 points 1 year ago Agreed. Oh well they'll learn in the nether which I always banish them to. Once they get back they'll be useful! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Lazycog@sopuli.xyz [S] 2 points 1 year ago (6 children) mumbles about the need to validate the physical card every 6 months at an official "Wiz'a'Wiz" store Thank you High Councellor, I promise not to burn this card while trying to conjure a fireball, again. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (5 children) You should just buy or make a fire immunity pebble and stick it to your card. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 5 child comments replies: [–] Lazycog@sopuli.xyz [S] 1 point 1 year ago (4 children) The darn apprentices keep thinking it's a bug on my card and keep throwing it out. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (3 children) Why do apprentices even have access to your card? Throw out the apprentices that do it. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] Lazycog@sopuli.xyz [S] 1 point 1 year ago (2 children) They are a meddling bunch - I keep throwing them out but this generation of apprentices just browse the magiscroll all day, don't listen, and don't have manners. They always think they are doing me favours by breaking into my study and "cleaning up" my perfectly organized piles. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 child) Despicable. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] Lazycog@sopuli.xyz [S] 2 points 1 year ago Agreed. Oh well they'll learn in the nether which I always banish them to. Once they get back they'll be useful! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (5 children) You should just buy or make a fire immunity pebble and stick it to your card. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 5 child comments replies: [–] Lazycog@sopuli.xyz [S] 1 point 1 year ago (4 children) The darn apprentices keep thinking it's a bug on my card and keep throwing it out. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (3 children) Why do apprentices even have access to your card? Throw out the apprentices that do it. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] Lazycog@sopuli.xyz [S] 1 point 1 year ago (2 children) They are a meddling bunch - I keep throwing them out but this generation of apprentices just browse the magiscroll all day, don't listen, and don't have manners. They always think they are doing me favours by breaking into my study and "cleaning up" my perfectly organized piles. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 child) Despicable. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] Lazycog@sopuli.xyz [S] 2 points 1 year ago Agreed. Oh well they'll learn in the nether which I always banish them to. Once they get back they'll be useful! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Lazycog@sopuli.xyz [S] 1 point 1 year ago (4 children) The darn apprentices keep thinking it's a bug on my card and keep throwing it out. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (3 children) Why do apprentices even have access to your card? Throw out the apprentices that do it. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] Lazycog@sopuli.xyz [S] 1 point 1 year ago (2 children) They are a meddling bunch - I keep throwing them out but this generation of apprentices just browse the magiscroll all day, don't listen, and don't have manners. They always think they are doing me favours by breaking into my study and "cleaning up" my perfectly organized piles. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 child) Despicable. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] Lazycog@sopuli.xyz [S] 2 points 1 year ago Agreed. Oh well they'll learn in the nether which I always banish them to. Once they get back they'll be useful! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (3 children) Why do apprentices even have access to your card? Throw out the apprentices that do it. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] Lazycog@sopuli.xyz [S] 1 point 1 year ago (2 children) They are a meddling bunch - I keep throwing them out but this generation of apprentices just browse the magiscroll all day, don't listen, and don't have manners. They always think they are doing me favours by breaking into my study and "cleaning up" my perfectly organized piles. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 child) Despicable. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] Lazycog@sopuli.xyz [S] 2 points 1 year ago Agreed. Oh well they'll learn in the nether which I always banish them to. Once they get back they'll be useful! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Lazycog@sopuli.xyz [S] 1 point 1 year ago (2 children) They are a meddling bunch - I keep throwing them out but this generation of apprentices just browse the magiscroll all day, don't listen, and don't have manners. They always think they are doing me favours by breaking into my study and "cleaning up" my perfectly organized piles. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 child) Despicable. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] Lazycog@sopuli.xyz [S] 2 points 1 year ago Agreed. Oh well they'll learn in the nether which I always banish them to. Once they get back they'll be useful! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 child) Despicable. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] Lazycog@sopuli.xyz [S] 2 points 1 year ago Agreed. Oh well they'll learn in the nether which I always banish them to. Once they get back they'll be useful! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Lazycog@sopuli.xyz [S] 2 points 1 year ago Agreed. Oh well they'll learn in the nether which I always banish them to. Once they get back they'll be useful! permalink fedilink source parent
