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Everybody gets one [choose wisely] (lemmy.zip)
submitted 1 year ago by to c/wizards@lemmy.world
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[–] [S] 2 points 1 year ago (6 children)

mumbles about the need to validate the physical card every 6 months at an official "Wiz'a'Wiz" store

Thank you High Councellor, I promise not to burn this card while trying to conjure a fireball, again.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    You should just buy or make a fire immunity pebble and stick it to your card.

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  • [–] [S] 1 point 1 year ago (4 children)

    The darn apprentices keep thinking it's a bug on my card and keep throwing it out.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Why do apprentices even have access to your card?

    Throw out the apprentices that do it.

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  • [–] [S] 1 point 1 year ago (2 children)

    They are a meddling bunch - I keep throwing them out but this generation of apprentices just browse the magiscroll all day, don't listen, and don't have manners.

    They always think they are doing me favours by breaking into my study and "cleaning up" my perfectly organized piles.

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