"I pledge to make a pile of money so large it becomes impossible to climb-it"

Would you believe they have obnoxiously bright lights on all night

it's amazon, so it's a sad bit of cognitive dissonance.

Ironically, the public transit to the Crypto.com Arena is excellent.

Orphan's Own old timey orphan crushing machines.

"If it ain't Orphan's Own, don't crush an orphan with it!"

And just look what the people have to say...

"For us, it's always been orphan's own or nothing, it takes longer, sure, but we'd rather just let those sad little fucker's starve if we can't crush them with the best machine"

-Departing US Senator from Maine, Losin' Susan Collins

The name is disgusting and malicious greenwashing.

For the company's 2019 annual general meeting (AGM), 28 Amazon employees filed a shareholder proposal asking the company to create a climate change plan; over 7,500 Amazon workers signed a letter in support of the proposals. Shareholders voted it down. In advance of a September 2019 tech industry walkout to protest inaction towards climate change, over 1,500 Amazon employees called for the company to commit to achieve zero emissions by 2030, among other asks. The day before the walkout, Amazon made a climate pledge which included being carbon neutral by 2040.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amazon_and_trade_unions#Climate_change

Maybe they pledged to increase it.