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"It's true. We're so lame!" (lemmy.world)
submitted 19 hours ago by to c/simpsonsshitposting@sh.itjust.works
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[–] 55 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

You guys can afford plane tickets?

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  • [–] 9 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

    Its been so long since I've flown that I think my butthole has tightened up too much to handle the cavity searches.

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  • [–] 1 point 9 hours ago

    Last flight I was on transferred through China and the security guy cupped my balls with a determination that no one's done since the guy who checked me after my powdered mashed potatoes set off the bomb detectors in the US.

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