I cannot tell you how many times I've made a noise on the toilet and been so embarrassed that I actually end up waiting for anyone who heard it to leave, just so I can stay anonymous

I don't think there will be anyone who objects to this. There is nothing in a bathroom worth listening to. Nobody socializes in a bathroom. It's as quiet as a library, and any bodily noise completely gives you away

Please just add background music to bathrooms. Even with quiet background music, you could at least strategically defecate to the tempo to make it sound like it's part of the song

I hate public bathrooms, please make them bearable

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[–] [S] 4 points 1 day ago (1 child)

I have traveled there, though I never needed to use the music because there are far less public bathrooms there to begin with!

The bidet is also a huge plus that I would like to add as another thing that we filthy Americans desperately need

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