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Splish splosh BITCH It's the BLUE WAVE 10 years TRUMP Americans are saying DOWN PIGGY And wine moms from coast to coast are out for BLOOD We're flipping seatsh that have NEVER BEEN FLUPPED From TALAFREAKO and HinoHOEsa proving that Texans are saying "NO" to their vegetables To FANNIE Andrews making that Graham crakkka CRUMBLE in SC To Rawdogswami eating SHIT in So BLOW-HIO steam those pride flags because at MIDNIGHT WOKE 2.0 IS IN EFFECT We're THEY/ THEMING STRANGERS' DOGS We're doing LAND ACKNOWLEDGE-MENTS in TEAMS CALLS We're lining up for MANDATORY BLUESKY ACCOUNTS WE'RE MAKING OUR EMOJIS RACIAL AND NONBINARY AGAIN 100 100 100 Long live the RUTHKANDA JUUCHE