Programmer Humor

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[–] expletivedeleted@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 child)

And your shit ain't getting fixed.

You have to justify your job. Good luck.

I could sit at your desk from my desk. Just stop being a pointless prick. You aren't that important.

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[–] Eat_Your_Paisley@lemmy.world -3 points 2 days ago

I get paid just the same

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[–] the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (6 children)

I'll bet you have no idea why people dont like you huh?

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[+] Eat_Your_Paisley@lemmy.world -9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (5 children)

I don't care if people like me, and if your distaste for me prevents you from talking to me its all the better

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[–] sunsofold@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 days ago (1 child)

And if everyone's distaste for being around you leads to bad quarterlies from your manager, bad peer reviews from your colleagues, your IT tickets being mysteriously deleted so they don't have to deal with you, your team filing reports with HR for harassment, and no one liking you enough to give you the benefit of the doubt, you can take that rudeness into the interview process at a new company and see how far it gets you with their HR.

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[–] Eat_Your_Paisley@lemmy.world -5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I fought this battle with the computer mechanics for 25 years, I always win, I will always win.

If my tickets get deleted my boss will ensure they magically appear and are serviced, you can try HR for harassment but since there's none its all good. I don't need benefit of the doubt with anyone other than my boss, and my inherent rudeness and lack of empathy are why I generally get promoted.