Or you can get your fat ass up. It is almost always PEBKAC. You aren't working and I am trying to. Go take a shit or smoke or gab in someone else's office.

I will track you down when it is fixed or I need to show you what you are doing wrong.

Especially annoying with laptop users.

Look, I am a tall guy, and your desk is so damn low I could use it as a urinal.

Just get out of the chair so I don't have to strain my back and eyes to figure out why you can't use your computer.

If you come at me with that energy, I will grab an intern and have them waste your entire afternoon while they google how to fix something I could have done in two minutes had you just gone into the break room and grabbed coffee or some shit.