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[–] 73 points 1 week ago (16 children)

Fellas is it gay to wash your own asshole in the shower?

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  • [–] 36 points 1 week ago (12 children)

    Apparently it's gay to pay too much attention to cleaning your ass in general.

    I didn't learn about this until my current partner told me she was so happy to see that I had a bidet the first time she came to my place. Apparently there are far too many men out there who actually truly believe that it is somehow 'gay' or otherwise 'bad' in their eyes to clean their own asses properly.

    I dislike having to use the restroom while traveling because there's almost never a bidet, and we got a bunch of dudes just running around out there choosing to have feces actively living in their cracks??? Still makes me shudder.

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  • [–] 4 points 6 days ago

    My partner showed me a short of a girl who went on a couple dates with a guy, and idk how it came up but the guy proudly proclaimed that "if you wipe it means you're touching a man's ass and that's gay."

    After some back and forth the guy was like "I just met you and I'm not changing my entire personality just to please you." And the girl said back "I'm not asking you to change your whole personality I'm just asking you to not smell like shit." LOL.

    There's also a thing where dudes will shit their pants at work and be proud of it?? Then come home and make their wives wash it in the washing machine. Absolutely unhinged behavior.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 week ago (5 children)

    Honestly, nobody ever told me growing up to wash my anus.. i didnt even start until i was late 20s.

    I hate bidets though, i just wipe very thorough and when i shower i get right up in there with lots of soap, at least once per day.

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  • [–] 1 point 6 days ago (4 children)

    You guys like.. Wash the inside ? I feel like I can't do that as most of the time I hurt myself when I poop 🫣

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  • [–] 1 point 6 days ago (4 children)

    If your feces is alive then I think you've got some other problems...

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  • [–] 2 points 6 days ago (1 child)

    Well then I'm afraid to tell you. Feces is mostly alive.

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  • [–] 1 point 6 days ago

    It's absolutely not mostly alive. I'm getting contradictory numbers, some say up to 55%, whereas encyclopedia Britannica says 30% of your feces by weight, and a huge proportion of those are dead. But regardless, your intestinal flora that lives on and feasts on your poop, and some of which gets excreted with your poop, is not the poop itself. I was mostly just making a joke, but your poop itself should not be alive. That's like saying the planet earth is alive because it has trillions of living organisms on it.

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  • [–] 1 point 6 days ago

    I worked with a guy that did believe that. as he believed getting a good wipe in there with TP was also gay.

    one of the blue collar guys was trying to explain how bidets are better because with TP you're just smearing it all around and to just like think about it, but nope that's gay

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