Everything about CEOs is like a monarchy. Wealth inheritance in business families like the Waltons? Just the capitalism version of royal heirs getting their throne. Presidents? They don't run jackshit ever since money got into politics

America is back in the era of kings, and arguably a worse one

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[–] 5 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Or, and hear me out here, we attach a wood chipper right below where the basket would've been

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  • [–] 5 points 6 days ago (4 children)

    Naw, let's use another French-named device, the trebuchet. I can see it now... CHOP, LAUNCH! CHOP, LAUNCH! CHOP, LAUNCH! So satisfying.

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  • [–] 2 points 6 days ago (3 children)

    I think a trebuchet would take too long to load tbh

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  • [–] 1 point 6 days ago

    Yeah i was thinking we might be able to use them as manure to replant everything they destroyed but i can't think of anything that would grow in such low quality, toxic manure and it's not like there's that much brain matter to use for anything else.

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