Lmao let's not pretend urine doesn't go anywhere but from urethra to toilet. The only people who would read this and think "no, my balls are definitely clean after work and using the bathroom x times today" are either incapable of critical thinking, or 6 and haven't figured out how liquids work yet.

Anyone with a penis knows shaking it doesn't keep things clean, and that last little drop of pee likes to try and hang around. And that's assuming you aren't a grower who might actually be able to pee on their balls without meaning to.

My dude, if you want to go around with a bunch of guys holding your balls for physical or emotional support, interacting with people who just moments before their hand met yours was also holding themselves, you go for it.

Until then, maybe adjust yourself in the bathroom and wash your hands afterward.

You guys just shake those weenies off at the urinal and leave it to marinate in there. Get off your high horse, lads.