XXL [SMBC] (discuss.online)
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cross-posted from: https://discuss.online/post/47437499

http://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/xxl

Alt textI haven't dated in a long time, so this may be unrealistic.

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[–] 22 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Reminds me of a classic joke.

College boy is buying supplies for a big party. The old woman cashier starts throwing him meaner and meaner looks as she rings up all the beer and liquor.

"Will there be anything else...SIR?"

"Why, yes. I will need fifty boxes of your finest condoms, MISS."

"Don't you 'miss' me!"

"In that case, make it sixty boxes."

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  • [–] 23 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    She said "Don't you 'miss' me."

    Her intended meaning was "Don't refer to me as "miss."
    He understood it as "Don't forget to have sex with me too."
    As the audience, we are alerted to this humorous misunderstanding by his action of buying more condoms. He increased his order as to not "miss" doing sex on her as well.

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