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[–] 26 points 1 week ago (10 children)

Menstruation is malevolution.πŸ˜”
I wish we could cure it.

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  • [–] 17 points 1 week ago* (8 children)

    I agree that we should improve things through modern medicine, just sharing what I remember/ found about the evolution side:

    It's been a while, but from what I remember, menstruation evolved in humans (and closely related species) as a defense mechanism for mothers. Other species reabsorb the lining instead of ejecting it, mainly because it's thin enough to do so.

    For one, a thicker lining protects the mother from the baby/placenta, which is trying to embed itself further to better pull resources from the mother's body.

    We also have a much higher chance of miscarriages and improper development of the fetus, and so having a thicker lining and a method for "ejecting" allows for the mother's body to remove a fetus that won't make it, instead of burning more resources growing it or risking harm from miscarriages.

    When I think of bad evolution, I think of stuff like choking, which only happens because of the order that the two pipes evolved. I don't think there's an evolutionarily helpful reason for why we can choke

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  • [–] 11 points 1 week ago (7 children)

    Necks are also a malevolution we need cure.πŸ˜”
    I want my spiracles.
    Mucus, I dunno.
    Also gonads far separated from urine tracs.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 week ago (6 children)

    Jupp, teeth have to go too.
    A gizzard is so much easier to maintain.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 week ago (4 children)

    Since the suggestion box is open, I would like something to be done about our spines. They're way too prone to injury.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

    Vegas nerve needs a reroute as well.

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  • β€œOh you mean I need to go down like six inches from my origin in the brain to the laryx? Well fuck you! I’m gonna go all the way down till I hit the lungs then loop under the aorta before heading back up the same direction I came from and then I’ll reach the larynx” β€” The Recurrent Laryngeal Nerve

    Really gives me Zapp Brannigan β€œnow there’s a route with some chest hair” vibes

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  • [–] 6 points 1 week ago*

    Get ready to be pissed off because for most people we totally can and have been able to for decades! Hormonal birth control will stop them in the majority of [biological females]. They just include those sugar pill days where you get your period for anti-abortion bullshit reasons, there's no medical reason to do that. Even hormonal IUDs will stop them for many people, myself included - last one I had was 5 years ago, and that was because of a brief one-week gap between removing my old one and getting a replacement put in.

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