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[–] 21 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

It's actually wrong. The girl smurf is the only one with a dick. The rest are drones and sexually female, except for Papa Smurf who was the last male. But if the girl smurf was gone, the lack of her pheromones would cause Papa Smurf to start producing sperm again, and the rest of them sensing that change would become breedable once more. Then they'd lay fertilized eggs underground, where they hatch with 5% becoming male. The males would gather a few drones and go start a new mushroom colony somewhere else.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

    dude i used to go to this cult and you kind of just described their afterlife.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 weeks ago

    First you had me thinking the Smurfs were like that guy in the keep north of the wall in game of thrones. With all his wife daughters and whatnot. But then you started getting into eggs and I began questioning whether smurfs give live birth or how that actually works. I realize now, regarding Smurf reproduction, I have more questions than answers.

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