Had to evict a big ass spider from my room today and was reminded of this meme template. At least it's easier to evict spiders than cats, the latter don't fit in measuring cups.

Two panels in the "Hello, Human Resources?!" meme template. Work place setting. Title: Know the home rules. Upper Panel, entitled "appropriate": A cat overlayed on a person stands next to another person's cubicle and says "I domesticated myself and hunt pests.". The person in the cubicle is enamored and replies: "Awww, you're sweet.". Lower Panel, entitled "inappropriate": Same scenario as the upper panel. This time a spider is overlayed on the person instead. The person in the cubicle is frightened and on the phone, saying: "Hello, human resources?!"
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[–] 19 points 3 weeks ago (1 child)

Had an ongoing battle of wills with a very large spider. It kept getting stuck in the sink and I kept moving it back out. Tried to convince it that there was better prey outside in the patio corner but it seemed to disagree. It finally disappeared. I don't love spiders but I don't love annoying bugs any better so I'm happy for the spiders to catch and eat their fill.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 weeks ago

    One time I pulled out my chemex after a while of not drinking coffee and found that a huge spider had fallen in it and starved to death. It's the four cup version, so the fren was easily the size of two human fists if including the legs.

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