▲ 81 ▼ I'd like to learn another language and not tell my family, so that one day I can stand up at dinner and start ranting in another language right out of the blue (lemmy.ca) submitted 1 month ago by FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca to c/crazyideas@lemmy.world 34 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 15 points 1 month ago* (4 children) Sounds like a perfect scenario for Klingon. permalink fedilink source hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 points 1 month ago (1 child) rant in vulcan. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 2 points 1 month ago Such an illogical move would imply that the madness of Pon Farr had taken hold, and that a fight to the death was about to ensue - causing everyone present to scatter for fear of their lives. Not sure that's what OP is going for... permalink fedilink source parent [–] grue@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 child) yIqIm! jIHvaD nob qechmey Qav nejchugh vay', vIghaj. DaHjaj ramvam naDev Frank Shirley, pInwI' vIneH. QI'lop Quchvo' Qong ghaH vIneH pa' Melody Lane tlhejtaHvIS Hoch latlh mIpwI'pu' je, 'ej naDev ghaH qemlu' vIneH! nachDaq tlhegh tIn tu'lu'! mInDu'Daj vIbej vIneH 'ej ghaHvaD jIjatlh: qutlh, nep, ghobe', non, toj, HeSwI', roS Qa', lam Sop, nur, ghoDlu', jIv, 'IwSuq, Ha'DIbaH chopmeH, valqu'be', DIq'be', tul'be', tIq'be', tlhagh, ghewmey mInDu', letwI', wuS tISuq, ghargh targhHom veDDaq noch! QAPLA'! JAY'! nuqDaq 'oH tylenol'e'? spoiler That's meant to be Clark's rant in National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, for those who didn't recognize it. (Also, this translation is probably completely terrible -- it's just Bing Translate plus me trying to naively fill in the words it gave up on. I don't even know how to rearrange the word order to be correct.) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 2 points 1 month ago Sounds probable. Like the prayer said at the dinner table before I was eaten by a grue. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 points 1 month ago (1 child) rant in vulcan. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 2 points 1 month ago Such an illogical move would imply that the madness of Pon Farr had taken hold, and that a fight to the death was about to ensue - causing everyone present to scatter for fear of their lives. Not sure that's what OP is going for... permalink fedilink source parent
[–] WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 2 points 1 month ago Such an illogical move would imply that the madness of Pon Farr had taken hold, and that a fight to the death was about to ensue - causing everyone present to scatter for fear of their lives. Not sure that's what OP is going for... permalink fedilink source parent
[–] grue@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 child) yIqIm! jIHvaD nob qechmey Qav nejchugh vay', vIghaj. DaHjaj ramvam naDev Frank Shirley, pInwI' vIneH. QI'lop Quchvo' Qong ghaH vIneH pa' Melody Lane tlhejtaHvIS Hoch latlh mIpwI'pu' je, 'ej naDev ghaH qemlu' vIneH! nachDaq tlhegh tIn tu'lu'! mInDu'Daj vIbej vIneH 'ej ghaHvaD jIjatlh: qutlh, nep, ghobe', non, toj, HeSwI', roS Qa', lam Sop, nur, ghoDlu', jIv, 'IwSuq, Ha'DIbaH chopmeH, valqu'be', DIq'be', tul'be', tIq'be', tlhagh, ghewmey mInDu', letwI', wuS tISuq, ghargh targhHom veDDaq noch! QAPLA'! JAY'! nuqDaq 'oH tylenol'e'? spoiler That's meant to be Clark's rant in National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, for those who didn't recognize it. (Also, this translation is probably completely terrible -- it's just Bing Translate plus me trying to naively fill in the words it gave up on. I don't even know how to rearrange the word order to be correct.) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 2 points 1 month ago Sounds probable. Like the prayer said at the dinner table before I was eaten by a grue. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 2 points 1 month ago Sounds probable. Like the prayer said at the dinner table before I was eaten by a grue. permalink fedilink source parent