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We know exactly what he looks like because we just do (lemmy.world)
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[–] 25 points 1 month ago (8 children)

But don't forget, Jesus is also God. Fully, but also distinct. So we're reminding Him about how He had himself killed so that He could forgive us because some lady who didn't know anything didn't follow His directions

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  • [–] 17 points 1 month ago (6 children)

    Let's not forget that he's the one that invented the rules that allegedly required such a stupid and convoluted plan.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 month ago (5 children)

    And is also omnipotent and allknowing.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 month ago (4 children)

    and bland and flavorless and crumbly

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    That’s what the wine is for

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    doesn't change the bland jeez-its. if you're going to magic something into godflesh, why not breakfast tacos? with egg and cheese and a little bacon (or potato if that's your thing. or both)? at least give us sourdough or tiger bread

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