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To the person at work who always steals my donuts… your day of reckoning has come (cdn.moneyppl.com)
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To the person at work who always steals my donuts… your day of reckoning has come
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[–] 69 points 1 month ago (19 children)

I applaud this because it sends a message without being harmful (aka it wasn’t filled with ghost peppers or angry bees).

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  • [+] -13 points 1 month ago (13 children)

    I mean, you can still hurt someone severely with this. Aspirating mustard is, to put it lightly, not good for the lungs. Really though, fuck'em. Ask for donuts and we can have an arrangement. Steal them and prepare for death by mustard.

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  • [–] 40 points 1 month ago (11 children)

    What? Do you normally inhale donuts??

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  • [+] -10 points 1 month ago (8 children)

    People generally continue breathing while eating. If you introduce something unexpected, runny, and acidic, that can be harmful. I'm not certain whether you were joking or not, but there's your lesson on eating, if you sincerely did not understand.

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  • [–] 20 points 1 month ago (7 children)

    I'm sure people have eaten mustard before AND breathed while doing so.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago (5 children)

    If it’s not something you’re expecting, what do you think happens when someone is shocked or surprised? They typically inhale.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Uh, generally if I'm shocked by something I'm eating the reaction is cough, not inhale.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

    How would you cough with no breath though? You need to inhale….

    So if you have no breath, you need to breath in first to be able to cough out. Does this seriously need to be explained in detail? Or is the concept of thinking just not a thing with some of you?

    Yes people can breath and eat perfectly fine, that doesn’t mean it’s not a serious concern in certain situations. I’m sorry you can’t seem to be able to comprehend this extremely basic thing called “eating”.

    People choke all the time, if eating is so easy, how does it happen…? Do you seriously need to have choking explained to you, or do you just refuse to believe it’s possible? It seems like reality is just not a thing in your bubble.

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