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[+] -42 points 1 month ago (18 children)

I bet the EU just starfishes like a pillow princess and the USA would really work that rod like it's her job.

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  • [–] 22 points 1 month ago (16 children)

    Given the relative rates of obesity, I don't imagine the USA would be much of a performer. More a heaving, sweaty blob with no stamina. To make matters worse, given America's self obsession, you know the USA is not a generous lover and instead wonders why no one is going down on their unwashed pecker which they haven't seen for months.

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  • [+] -16 points 1 month ago (15 children)

    I've been with chubby chicks who have that Jack Black level of athleticism so I think you should stop judging a book by its cover and fat shaming, bud.

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  • [–] 19 points 1 month ago (14 children)

    I think you should stop judging a book by its cover

    Didn't you just do that with the Europe lady?

    And sure, fat people can be athletic, one of the fastest guys on my soccer team is a chunky dude. But on average, when I line up against a chunky person, I'm confident I can out run them and am usually correct.

    And when the picture is donald trump, well, yeah, I'm not going to pretend that man is anywhere near a specimen like Jack Black.

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  • [+] -16 points 1 month ago (13 children)

    It wasn't the cover I used to judge the EU lady by.

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  • [–] 17 points 1 month ago (12 children)

    So, the sexually liberated Europeans would be less fun lovers than the puritanical Americans?

    If not the cover, I'm super curious how you came to this uhhhh, interesting conclusion.

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  • [+] -15 points 1 month ago (11 children)

    Plenty of Americans are sexually liberated just like plenty of Europeans are puritanical.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 month ago (10 children)

    Again, averages... Jesus, just google German porn sometime. (Or walk down a street in many European countries, you'll see posters with topless girls etc which would absolutely cause problems in America.)

    And again, super curious how you came to your conclusion. Did you just want to be provocative?

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  • [+] -16 points 1 month ago (9 children)

    Women are allowed to walk around topless in America.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    Is it like the 1st amendment that you cannot use whenever you want? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Free_speech_zone

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago (5 children)

    you’ll see posters with topless girls etc which would absolutely cause problems in America

    Personally, I understand the difference between posters and people. (Though, to be accurate, in some states, women can be topless. You might read about the Free the Nipple movement. Iirc women cannot be topless in public in more than a dozen states (with breastfeeding exemptions.)

    And you're just not going to explain how you came to your conclusion eh? Just trying to be edgy or something?

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  • [–] -1 points 1 month ago (4 children)

    Because the American would be unceremoniously fired while with the EU lady you'd probably be taken to all types of labor boards.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    What a bizzare comment, I can see why you were so reluctant to share.

    Cheers!

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  • [–] -2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    It’s be easier to understand if you were american.

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