Turns out they taste pretty great too. Low acid fruit and light chocolate notes for sure. They say milk chocolate, vanilla, dark cherry. I’m not sure I get the vanilla but the other two are pretty spot on. These will eventually get a bean review post too, but that may take me a while.

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[–] 42 points 1 month ago (13 children)

Wow this looks great, but have you considered instant coffee with heavy amounts of creamer?

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  • [–] [S] 21 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    I should do a fully pretentious mock post comparing instant coffee done as lazily as possible to the most over-the-top snobbish espresso that’s ever been made. That sounds like fun actually.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    Yes. As lazy as possible. Coffee granules and puddles of milk everywhere. Maybe it's just the almost empty jar because it had just enough instant for one cup anyway

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  • [–] [S] 8 points 1 month ago

    That would be hilarious. Maybe I’ll make a post here first asking for the laziest, most offensive coffee “recipe” and see what wins. I already have an idea for the pretentious one. Then maybe I could do a “blind taste test” or something.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 month ago (7 children)

    You best be using powdered nondairy

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  • [–] 11 points 1 month ago (6 children)

    Full artificial creamer - Full hazelnut.

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