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[–] 53 points 2 months ago (7 children)

Okayokay, neverminding the teeth and the SA of it all.... why would that make mankind immortal?

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  • [–] 22 points 2 months ago* (2 children)

    You enter into mortality by exiting the vagina at the moment of your birth. Be entering it you return to the immortal realm from which all live emerges, by NOT exiting through it, you retain that immortal status.

    Sorry, I thought this was obvious. We really need to teach people where babies come from.

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  • [+] -24 points 2 months ago* (1 child)

    absolutely none of that is obvious. It's magic mumbojumbo.... and magic is not obvious. It is, by nature, mysterious....

    The only thing that's obvious is that you're a patronizing dick. So, thanks for answering, I guess, but you're kind of an asshole. Maybe if you fly up your own asshole, you'll get the magic of not being one... it's so obvious.

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