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[–] 66 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Broke: biking is unsafe

Woke: biking doesn't require government issued privledge

Bespoke: Biking gives you a fat ass and chiseled calves

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    I'm going to need a source on the fat ass part. I cycled for years when I was younger and I certainly have glutes of steel, but they're not big. I do however find myself very much attracted to a big ass on the opposite sex so if that's true in any way shape or form, I should start cycling to meet more women who cycle perhaps lol

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  • [–] 5 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    My ass has fattened up since I started bike commuting is my only source, so grain of salt I suppose

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago*

    Hmm perhaps I'm just not genetically predisposed to big glutes. My quads and calves are massive and my upper body is ridiculous, but neither cycling nor squats ever gave me a big ass lol

    My ex once got a fracture in her forearm trying to spank it though, that's what I mean by glutes of steel.

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