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Hentai logic vs real world (lemmy.world)
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[–] 56 points 2 months ago (12 children)

meanwhile, I've seen people take ungodly massive bad dragons. those doctors are wrong

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  • [–] 25 points 2 months ago (10 children)

    Yeah, almost embarrassing to admit but it's made to be seen so why not and i also saw some gut rearranging dildos being showed so far in that you'd think it's hitting the stomach but it might be softer than it seems so it might only be half size when squished inside.

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  • [–] 30 points 2 months ago (9 children)

    Silicone tentacles dildos longer than a man's arm bend and squish within. They do not rearrange guts, they enter guts and conform inside them, sillies. That's how the uwu bulging occurs.

    The universal end we all have is easier to jam up seeds way up there. But the other orifice that not everyone has is possible too, if trickier. But stuff up past the vagina can accommodate a monster cock dildo with some difficulty pretty deep if the owner is so inclined. It is capable of rearranging itself to birth something about as big as the Hot Lobo XXXL anyways.

    A hypothetical real monster PP with the same dimensions would work slightly differently in that it would both be somewhat more able to maintain baseline rigidity, and would also probably break PP long before it broke through a diaphragm.

    Doctors are being silly and their hypothetical is not based on PP physics.

    Maybe an object of the pictured size with far more stabbing power than horse futa cock would actually have, like a metal pole or something I dunno.

    Yes you can fit those pretty far up too, coincidentally but those wouldn't break before they break you.

    Also, use a flared base for deep insertions y'all.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    Yeah I uh... saw a video ahem that made me question my understanding of female anatomy, and then, being autistic, began to work out the physics.

    Yep, basically, even though the bad dragons have a core, that core is still ultimately just a more dense kind of a foam/sponge, more or less, than the rest of the... device. The whole thing is very capable of being squished into a smaller volume than it would otherwise assume in just... ambient air pressure.

    Basically, the length gets transformed into width, doesn't even require the cervix to be penetrated, though it... is the kind of thing you'd probably need to legitimately train for.

    As far as 'an actual monster pp would probably itself break before it could totally puncture the vaginal wall itself'...

    ... yup, ok, I checked. There's the EHS, but thats just a 4 stage psychometric model, doesn't actually correspond to ... actual material physics values. But there is also this...

    https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC7475665/

    ... which actually does correspond to an actual physical value. For an EHS grade 4, essentially a raging erection, they got uh, ~225 +/- 25 kPa.

    Given that human skin can resist roughly 690 kPa before being punctured, and a vaginal wall is... what, at least as, if not more elastic than skin?

    Yeah your monster cock would need to be roughly 3x harder than a human cock seems to be caapble of being, for the scenario in the image to possibly play out.

    I guess also for reference, 225 kPa is tougher than cartilidge, but less tough than cancellous bone, such as the ribs and shoulder bones, and also the flat skull bones.

    So basically, you'd need to have a cock hard enough you could quite literally fuck someone's brains out with it, directly through the top of their head, before worrying about blasting through the vaginal wall becomes ... physically possible.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    I am very glad another cockologist came through with the research data I was too lazy to collect and merely intuited from all those years learning at cock school.

    You have greatly improved the corpus of knowledge, and I would be honored to be ranked amongst "Et al" in your upcoming "The Upper Bounds of Physical Cockology" paper, Dr. Sp3ctr4l.

    Any leads yet on a publication that would appreciate the important work in our field?

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago

    I appreciate the accolades, but really, I'm more of a Cockology Communicator.

    My own original 'research' is... really more anecdotal, not really rigorous or extensive enough to bother attempting to publish.

    I just do my best to feel my way around the current state of the field, get a firm grasp of it, and then gently but firmly impart that understanding unto other cock curious folks.

    I do appreciate though, that you've found my prose substantial, and impactful, so thank you!

    =D

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  • [–] 4 points 2 months ago (1 child)

    How are the doctors being silly? Mr Cleans diagram shows penetration way up above the navel and you aren't even arguing against that, you're claiming the penetrator will bend or break first which is true. But the doctors are taking it at face value where the diagram basically describes impalement.

    So how are they being silly? You are both literally saying it's impossible in different ways.

    What a weird ass thread this.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 months ago

    I'll give you weird. Your answer can be seen in this other reply regarding the physical power required by a bipedal frame with giant monster PP attached not being there.

    That is how they are being silly, they know the human body would need more than just a giant PP to pierce the diaphragm. That is to say, the MDs are also shitposting, the licensed professions are allowed some shitposting too, as a treat.

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  • [–] 14 points 2 months ago

    As others said, they squish a lot. They almost always use the softest material of bad dragon (they have a bunch of firmness levels). When it goes in the back hole it's bendy enough to make it around corners. In the front hole often times it just squishes down or sometimes even folds over on itself while inside.

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