I am very glad another cockologist came through with the research data I was too lazy to collect and merely intuited from all those years learning at cock school.
You have greatly improved the corpus of knowledge, and I would be honored to be ranked amongst "Et al" in your upcoming "The Upper Bounds of Physical Cockology" paper, Dr. Sp3ctr4l.
Any leads yet on a publication that would appreciate the important work in our field?
